Sunday, April 10, 2011

Drawing the Line Neon

When I think of summer, its beach, sun, and fun! Of course all of us girls think about clothes, new styles, and bathing suits. I have seen NEON everything pop up lately for the spring breakers and summer lovers. Occasionally I  have dabbled in the neon world for such things as socials or spring break or music festivals... BUT WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE??!!  I'm afraid my friends we have entered the neon-never-ending-hole of Lisa Frank world, and its not pretty.

I must admit there are a few things on the good list for neon. Neon does may you look tan and gives off the vibe that you like to party (or just came from an 80s party gone bad).

Things on the good list...
Neon bathing suits - they make you look tan...and thats about it

OPI neon nail polish - they brighten up your toes and nails for a fun look
Nike Womens Running Shoe - Because you need to workout and why not have fun

South Beach - nothing is wrong with a little neon party in your life :) 

Among other things there is a bad list...
1. Spring Break Tees are cool while you are ON spring break, after that you donate them so the less fortunate can relive your embarrassments.
2. Neon tanks and shirts are ALRIGHT if you are going to the gym or out for the day or beach but DO NOT wear them to an upscale club/bar and wonder why the bouncer will ask for two forms of ID.
3. neon flip flops, sure for the beach its great, but thats it...


WTF - did you get these made after your favorite neon stickers? no one will take you serious... 

Neon leopard print.. hmmm isn't that her signature???

The worst part about this, is I see hipster kids in miami where this on a daily basis.....

 Nothing is okay with hot neon pink satin bows and a bathing suit..... it kinda looks like her hair accessories but for a different area of hair! what the heck?!?!? people buy this?

TOMS???????? LISA IS THAT YOU???? BRIGHT GLITTERY NEON HIPSTER (JAIL LOOKING) MOCCASINS..... did I die or did Lisa's design team make these... I do not understand all the rage for these Toms hipster shoes. they look like the jail moccasins convicts get.
Not to mention glitter is her trademark. 

Now the REAL Lisa Frank can re-establish herself from all these impostors..


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